One of my vague games-I'd-like-to-run dreams is a Portal Fantasy game in Dungeon Crawl Classics where a bunch of ordinary Earth people get teleported into a fantasy realm and have to survive. To that end, I've made a table so you can roll some random modern folks. This is obviously unplaytested, use at your own peril.
| Roll | Profession | Starting Item | Starting Weapon |
| 01 | Accountant | Calculator | Table Leg (Club) |
| 02 | Actor | Disguise Kit | Prop Gun (club) |
| 03 | Administrative Assistant | Clipboard, pen | Paper Cutter Arm (Short Sword) |
| 04 | Artist | Paintbrush, 1 tube of paint | Baseball Bat (Warhammer) |
| 05 | Astronaut | Pencil (works in 0G) | Chain (Club) |
| 06 | Athlete | Baseball | Baseball Bat (Warhammer) |
| 07 | Author | Book | Fire Poker (Club) |
| 08 | Baker | 1 lb flour | Rolling Pin (Club) |
| 09 | Ballerina | Dance Shoes | Baton (Club) |
| 10 | Bartender | Beer, 3 bottles | Broken Bottle (Short Sword) |
| 11 | Beekeeper | Jar of Honey | Wrench (Club) |
| 12 | Beggar | Begging Bowl | Sling |
| 13 | Blacksmith | Iron Tongs | Hammer |
| 14 | Bus Driver | Wristwatch | Belt with heavy buckle (Club) |
| 15 | Butcher | Hand-Crank Meat Grinder | Cleaver (as dagger) |
| 16 | Candlestick-Maker | 20 Candles | Candlestick (Club) |
| 17 | Carpenter | 10 Nails | Hammer (Club) |
| 18 | Cartographer | Spyglass | Exacto Knife (Dagger) |
| 19 | Cashier | Shopping Cart | Mop (Staff) |
| 20 | CEO | Inflated Ego | Golf Club (Flail) |
| 21 | Cheesemaker | Stinky Cheese | Knife (Dagger) |
| 22 | Chef | Bag of Salt | Cleaver (Dagger) |
| 23 | Chemist | Set of Scales | Knife (Dagger) |
| 24 | Coach | Whistle | Flagpole (Club) |
| 25 | Construction Worker | Hard Hat (Helmet) | Shovel (Club) |
| 26 | Crossing Guard | Brightly Colored Vest | Stop Sign |
| 27 | Daycare Teacher | Hand Puppets | Baseball Bat (Warhammer) |
| 28 | Dentist | Mouth Mirror | Dental Drill (Dagger) |
| 29 | Disguised Alien Spy | Broken Alien Device | Laser Sword (longsword) |
| 30 | DJ | 1d5 glowsticks (last 10h each) | Cables (Club) |
| 31 | Doctor | Surgical Mask | Scalpel (Dagger) |
| 32 | Dog Trainer | Dog | Mop (Staff) |
| 33 | Drug Dealer | "Herbs" (1 oz) | Tire Iron (Club) |
| 34 | Electrician | Pliers | Screwdriver (Club) |
| 35 | Exterminator | Mouse Trap | Exterminator Hose (Club) |
| 36 | Farmer | Sheep | Pitchfork (Spear) |
| 37 | Fireman | Rope (100') | Axe (Battleaxe) |
| 38 | Fisherman | 10' net | Gutting Knife (Dagger) |
| 39 | Forensic Specialist | Magnifying Glass | Scalpel (Dagger) |
| 40 | Fortune Teller | Tarot Deck | Ceremonial Dagger |
| 41 | Fry Cook | Hamburger | Tongs (Club) |
| 42 | Gambler | Dice | Tire Iron (Club) |
| 43 | Gardener | 1 lb dirt | Shovel (Flail) |
| 44 | Glovemaker | Gloves | Scissors (Dagger) |
| 45 | Grocery Store Worker | 3 Fruits | Ice Pick (Dagger) |
| 46 | Hairdresser | Hair Dye | Scissors (Dagger) |
| 47 | Horse Trainer | Pony | Shovel (Flail) |
| 48 | Interior Decorator | Fancy Potted Plant | Curtain Rod (Club) |
| 49 | Janitor | Rag | Mop (Staff) |
| 50 | Jeweller | Gem worth 20 GP | Hammer (Club) |
| 51 | Journalist | Pen, 10 sheets paper | Wrench (club) |
| 52 | Judge | Nice Robes | Gavel (Club) |
| 53 | Lawyer | Book of Law | Briefcase (Club) |
| 54 | Librarian | Book | Sledgehammer (Club) |
| 55 | Locksmith | Fine Tools | Hammer (Club) |
| 56 | Lumberjack | Wood (10 lbs) | Handaxe |
| 57 | Magician | Rabbit, Top Hat | Magic Wand (Club) |
| 58 | Maid | Duster | Broom (Staff) |
| 59 | Mailman | Wrench (club) | |
| 60 | Mall Santa | Santa Costume | Bell (Club) |
| 61 | Manager | Pencil, Sticky-notes | Ski Pole (Club) |
| 62 | Martial Artist | Karate Outfit | Fists (d4) |
| 63 | Mechanic | Pot of Grease | Wrench (club) |
| 64 | Miner | Flashlight (As Lantern, 6 hours | Pickaxe (Handaxe) |
| 65 | Mortician | Make-up | Embalming Tool (d4) |
| 66 | Musician | Instrument | Instrument (Flail) |
| 67 | Nun | Holy Symbol | Holy Statue (Club) |
| 68 | Nurse | Stethoscope | Syringe (Dagger) |
| 69 | Occultist | Black Grimoire* | Ceremonial dagger |
| 70 | Park Ranger | Flashlight (As Lantern, 6h) | Knife (dagger) |
| 71 | Pet Shop Owner | Bird (in cage) | Broom (Staff) |
| 72 | Pilot | Gloves | Crowbar (Club) |
| 73 | Pirate | Cool pirate hat, hook hand | Longsword |
| 74 | Pizza Delivery Driver | Box of Pizza | Pizza Cutter (Dagger) |
| 75 | Plumber | Plunger | Lead Pipe (Club) |
| 76 | Poet | Book of Poetry | Knife (dagger) |
| 77 | Politician | Notes | Sledgehammer (Club) |
| 78 | Poultry Farmer | Duck | Pitchfork (Spear) |
| 79 | Priest | Vial of Holy Water | Holy Statue (Club) |
| 80 | Prisoner | Handcuffs | Shiv (Dagger) |
| 81 | Professor | Globe | Deer Antler |
| 82 | Programmer | Computer Mouse | Brick (Club) |
| 83 | Real Estate Agent | Keys | Brick (Club) |
| 84 | Retiree | Bottle of Heart Pills | Crutches (Club) |
| 85 | Seamstress | Needle and Thread | Knitting Needle (Dagger) |
| 86 | Security Guard | Walkie-Talkies | Knife (Dagger) |
| 87 | Soldier | Camo Vest | Gun (As Crossbow. Has 6 bullets) |
| 88 | Stay-at-home Parent | Doll | Kitchen knife (Dagger) |
| 89 | Stock Broker | A bunch of money (useless) | Tire Iron (Flail) |
| 90 | Student | Cell Phone (Dead) | Rock (club) |
| 91 | Tailor | 3 Fine Suits | Scissors (Dagger) |
| 92 | Teacher | 3 pieces of chalk | Pointing Stick |
| 93 | Telemarketer | Coffee mug | Golf Club (Flail) |
| 94 | Translator | +1 Random Language | Chair Leg (Club) |
| 95 | Trucker | 3d10 resealable plastic bags | Crowbar (Club) |
| 96 | Veterinarian | Dog | Scalpel (Dagger) |
| 97 | Waiter | Plate | Chef Knife (Dagger) |
| 98 | Welder | Welding Mask | Blowtorch (as club) |
| 99 | Winemaker | Wine, 3 bottles | Broken bottle (Short Sword) |
| 00 | Yoga Instructor | Yoga Mat | Knife (Dagger) |
